“it's 4:21 am. He's gotta be done having mind-blowing-knock-your-dick-into-your-watch-pocket sex with her, and she's probably spooning with him right now. Ugh, it makes me sick. I'll bet he's in front, too, the dick. Anyone would know that Heaven is supposed… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“And it's not that Pearl Jam was any more amazing than anyone else. I think we just liked who we were when they were… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“It's probably those lactose-intolerant freaks. We all know there's nothing cool about intolerance.” — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Check her out. She‟s fuckin‟ hot.” “Wedding band,” I say. “She sings in one?" “No, jackass. She's wearing one.” — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wish I could be the kind of person who has one-night stands, and instead of feeling guilty about it feels empowered by… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“I simply never found a specific club that I could bring myself to be passionate about. I was having enough trouble finding one person… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other. — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
Love is pretty much a decision anyway. Just like happiness. You can decide to either love someone or not, be happy or not. The… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“I tend to think the good outweighs the bad. Then again, I try to be a glass-half-full person. Although I stand by my theory… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Most of the time, I feel like a total fraud. Like I have no idea how I’ve made it this far without the world… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“The character doesn't even come out until people are tested and be put in extreme situations and most people spend their lives trying to… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
