Speed bumps Quotes by Alan Davies

I was hugely disappointed that 'Whites' was cancelled.

— Alan Davies

I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space.

— Alan Davies

I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want…

— Alan Davies

I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.

— Alan Davies

I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car…

— Alan Davies

The one I remember is going into London, as it was for us in Essex, on New Year's Eve in 1981. There were four…

— Alan Davies

There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting…

— Alan Davies

I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a…

— Alan Davies

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

— Alan Davies

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like…

— Alan Davies

The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

— Alan Davies

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.

— Alan Davies

My favourite restaurant is the Thai Corner Cafe on St Paul's Road. We go there all the time. I shouldn't really mention it -…

— Alan Davies

I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car…

— Alan Davies

I'm quite a curious person. I don't mind being the one who doesn't know things, a role I often play in QI.

— Alan Davies