“Like your sweet, affectionate house cat, Alice Dahl is easy to underestimate. It’s not until the songbirds in the yard show up eviscerated on the front porch that you realize you should’ve kept that bell collar on her—because those poor… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Locals. They’ll eventually get out. They’re annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it’s closed. ‘Cause some kid pooped in the water.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share
