It is hard to keep a straight face during comedy scenes. It's considered really bad form to laugh at someone else because… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
You need to take a little break sometimes. Then, hopefully, you get some more lead in your pencil, and you're raring to… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I'd like to see the argument made for greater worldwide federalism, not just the European Union. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It's fine… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I was on holiday in Ibiza, having a lovely time, writing a book and looking at the stars every night and generally not having… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Every meal is so important and colours the rest of your day - my whole day can go into a spin if I make… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
'Death In Paradise' is my dream job - a fascinating character, great scripts, superb cast, and shooting in the Caribbean with French catering. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I used to fantasise about being able to stay up all night; now I fantasise about how early I can go to bed. Tragic… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I took my son to an exhibition about inventing things, and he was so inspired he started collecting toilet rolls and empty bottles for… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
