“It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from my sock puppet show. Quiet, now! Show starts in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I didn't need to be rescued." "Sorry, but my sword outranks your…" she glanced at my hand, "sock puppet. — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
