“Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?” — Buffy the Vampire Slayer Marti Noxon Copy Share Image
“How the hell did you know where I was?" Prophet demanded. Cillian said simply, "Don't bother searching your phone for chips." "Then… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“He shakes his head and his mouth is quirked at one corner. I can't tell if he thinks I am sort of… — Stephanie Wardrop Copy Share Image
“Rook Thomas, you look different somehow." "Well, I recently got the shit kicked out of me," she said. "Ah, that would be… — Daniel O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
“Things were about to change. If nothing changed, I wouldn't be writing this down because this is a book about the time… — David Iserson Copy Share Image
“Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
“I understand that you don’t want to marry me,” I said. “I mean, I don’t know why, since I’m simply delightful to… — Merrie Haskell Copy Share Image
“Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.” — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
“The placement of a perfect perfumed turd passive-aggressive zinger is equal to the flush of an orgasm. It is sublime.” — Angela Ricketts Copy Share Image
“Could you bite back your complaints? You're fucking with my run." "Your run is fucking with my ability to complain," Tom called… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.” — Jess C. Scott Copy Share Image
