Smoking Quotes · Page 20

One of my resolutions is to quit smoking. I've tried for the past two years, but this year I am going to…

— John Oldham

I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.

— Jerome K. Jerome

I really did love you, but you were a chain smoker and I was just another pack of cigarettes.

— Amanda Day

Quitting smoking is rather a marathon than a sprint. It is not a one-time attempt, but a longer effort

— Aristotle

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent…

— Winston Churchill

Smoking weed is against the law. But there no bad about it. So smoke weed.

— Anonymous

I sit at my door, smoking a cigarette and sipping my absinthe, and I enjoy every day without a care in the…

— Paul Gauguin

So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.

— Damien Hirst

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ,…

— Paul Newman

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of…

— Katharine Whitehorn

aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy,…

— A. P. Herbert

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the…

— Florence King

If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather…

— Luis Bunuel

Have you been smoking something? Seriously, I think you're a werewolf. This new snarky attitude is a dead giveaway." "And vampires aren't…

— Anonymous

Not smoking enough will cause lung cancer! If anybody is getting a cancerous activity in the lung, the probabilities are that it's…

— L. Ron Hubbard

If you don't have the smoking gun, then it's pointless to hector interviewees. Because you just shut people up instead of opening…

— David Frost

Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who…

— David Sedaris

Men, women and children too, ran hysterically, falling and stumbling, getting up, tripping and falling again, rolling over and over. Most of…

— Martin Caidin

I remember that Michael Werner told me about a famous collector, and Michael set up an appointment for us to meet. This…

— Georg Baselitz

I got into hand-cycling to prove to myself that I could do it and get back into some form of competition, and…

— Alex Zanardi

Tomorrow you may bring about the destruction of your world. Tomorrow you may sing in Paradise above the smoking ruins of your…

— Henry Miller

“I thought you quit smoking." "Did. For recreational purposes." His father flicked open his Zippo lighter. The smell of the lighter fluid…

— Dawn Flemington

I remember one time I went to a party and I had to interview Reese Witherspoon. She was just in this movie…

— Simon Rex

“His room was a sickly dual-tone of crimson and charcoal, like an Untitled Rothko, the colours bleeding into each other horribly and…

— Moonshine Noire

You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.

— John Mellencamp

Go early to bed. Start maybe working out a little sooner. Stay patient. Stop smoking.

— Nicolas Colsaerts

Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when.

— Augusten Burroughs

I like to think of myself at home in the armchair, writing, smoking and occasionally wandering down the shop.

— Stephen Fry

“If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies.”

— Munia Khan

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Smoking and drinking too much is not the way to fitness. Love your body and treat it good.

— Sunny Leone

The wretcheder one is, the more one smokes; and the more one smokes, the wretcheder one gets-a vicious circle.

— George du Maurier

But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing…

— Russell Hoban

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend...

— Ben Harper

My New years resolution is give up putting up with stupid people, I would of said smoking but I like cigarettes.

— Jenny The Jawbreaker

I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.

— Dave Attell

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

— Mark Twain

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

— Anonymous

“I’ve been smoking a lot and starting to doubt if I’m breathing you in or smoking you out.”

— Keaton Henson

I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.

— Richard Littlejohn