Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was like seeing someone who wore a striped tie or parted his hair on the left — a detail, but not… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Angel dust won't go away. Somefolks who were smoking it were going away. — Gil Scott-Heron Copy Share Image
“Where there's smoke there's fire. Where there's fire there's passion. Where there's passion there's a girl smoking.” — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
If second hand smoke is worse then it seems I am the smart one for smoking. — Michael Betz Copy Share Image
“It's not the cigarette that kills you, it's the thought behind the cigarette” — Raghu Venkatesh Copy Share Image
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I enjoy Pilates and I do yoga at home where I get peace and quiet. I think it helps that I don't… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
Our task, your task... is to try to connect the dots before something happens. People say, 'Well, where's the smoking gun?' Well,… — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
“At 14, I started sneaking behind the dormitories at school to smoke and I guess I just never got out of the… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
For a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the fridge is empty. Sometimes you run out of booze. Sometimes a guy hits you for no reason. Sometimes life doesn't… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Attention to diet, exercise, avoiding or at least limiting alcohol, ending smoking, protecting our skin from the sun and avoiding stress are… — Margaret Cuomo Copy Share Image
In my 20s I was so ignorant about drugs, and so naive. I mean, my band was smoking marijuana for years; I… — Elton John Copy Share Image
You must be a deeply anxiety-ridden person, otherwise chain-smoking is not possible; chain-smoking is a by-product. You must be so concerned about… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
To me, smoking pot meant sitting with a newspaper on my legs, rolling the seeds down, pulling the twigs out and finally… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
With blue vinyl-tile floor, pale-green wainscoating, pink walls, a yellow ceiling, and orange-and-white stork-patterned drapes, the expectant fathers' lounge churned with the… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
The Christian who drinks cannot win his drinking companions to Christ. The girl who dances will never win her dancing boyfriend! You… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
The fatuous idea that a person can be holy by himself denies God the pleasure of saving sinners. God must therefore first… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Tobacco, divine, rare, superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all the panaceas, potable gold, and philosophers stones, a sovereign remedy to all… — Robert A. Burton Copy Share Image
I'm of the old-fashioned opinion that shame can be used for all sorts of good in society. An example of this is… — Keli Goff Copy Share Image
The smoking gun is that we're interviewing somebody who is involved in a cybercrime and not calling him a criminal. — Donna Brazile Copy Share Image
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I lived with a 60-year-old chaperone, and drinking, swearing and smoking were absolutely forbidden - even in the house. — Shanna Moakler Copy Share Image
People think there's a choice between smoking and immortality, but we've all got to die of something. — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I just wanna be young forever man. Roll the peter pan, light it up and lets fly to never land. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.” — Crystal Woods Copy Share Image
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“Stopping to have a smoke is a time-honored tradition non-smokers can’t understand.” — Krzysztof Pacyński Copy Share Image
If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would. — Graham Parker Copy Share Image
My new year's resolution is definitely to quit smoking. I need to do it. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
I was in 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,' and I like my bad boy movie movies. — Trudie Styler Copy Share Image
“I finished my cigarette, but i would like very much that i finished myself with it.” — Mladen Đorđević Copy Share Image
A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days. — C. Everett Koop Copy Share Image
