Lawyers spend their professional careers shoveling smoke. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
Poeple Should NOT Smoke In Schools ,NOT Everyone Wants Too Breathe That S*** — SoftballStrong12 Copy Share Image
I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him. — Jack Klugman Copy Share Image
I drink to feel / I smoke to breathe / Just look what love / Has done to me — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke, but you are the first who has turned smoke into gold. — Elizabeth I Copy Share Image
I do not eat meat, I do not smoke, and I do not drink, and therefore, I do not feel the cold. — Percy Grainger Copy Share Image
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy. — Amy Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down. — George Burns Copy Share Image
If you see smoke, that's our section. If you see ho's, that's our selection. At the strip club during a recession. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
If you're going to run around, Ms. Pelosi, and you're going to say Republicans like the war, then can we also assume… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The two Christians met on the way many people who were going to their towns, women and men, with a firebrand in… — Christopher Columbus Copy Share Image
You smoke? (Randy) Only when I’m on fire. (Steele) I don’t appreciate your humor, Mr. Steele. (Randy) I’m an acquired taste. (Steele) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In my normal time, I like bacon sarnies, I smoke and I drink coffee. I do look after myself, but sometimes I… — Tom Weston-Jones Copy Share Image
That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar… — Garth Brooks Copy Share Image
Newton found that a star, examined through a glass tarnished by smoke, was diminished into a speck of light. But no smoke… — Robert Aris Willmott Copy Share Image
The rich man has his motorcar, His country and his town estate, He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. He… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
The comedy for the Democrats is that they're showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When running a Ponzi scheme, how does one avoid enormous, unexpected withdrawals - runs on the bank, so to speak - that… — Mitchell Zuckoff Copy Share Image
Never mind that the story had turned out to be lies and foolishness—there was always folks stupid enough to say, Where there's… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
If you're new to the smoking game, the first dish I suggest you smoke would be a pork shoulder. Unlike brisket or… — Steven Raichlen Copy Share Image
As much as it pleases God to bless you, there will be moments when everything you try goes up in smoke. There… — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. All that is… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Whatever I'm already doing becomes enhanced when I smoke pot. It can also be demotivating, because if I'm not doing anything and… — Chrissie Hynde Copy Share Image
