“I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman” — josh stern Copy Share
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame” — Josh Stern Copy Share
“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too” — josh stern Copy Share
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late” — Josh Stern Copy Share
“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?” — Josh Stern Copy Share
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Copy Share
“I like my coffee like I like myself…making rustling noises inside a burlap bag” — Josh Stern Copy Share
“If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months” — Josh Stern Copy Share
