Smart and funny Quotes by Neal Brennan

If the word police want to come and get me, they can come and get me. If someone wants to blog about me, fine.…

— Neal Brennan

I can always tell the demographic that will probably recognize me - white dudes, sort of skater-y hip hop white dudes, and working class…

— Neal Brennan

I think it's naïve to think white people aren't singing along directly!

— Neal Brennan

I think I've seen every 'Bill Maher' episode.

— Neal Brennan

The biggest problem in America is most people believe poor people are poor because they are lazy.

— Neal Brennan

I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things.

— Neal Brennan

Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot."

— Neal Brennan

[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique,…

— Neal Brennan

I generally don't read articles about myself/'Chappelle's Show,' nor do I read reviews. It's basically playing Russian Roulette. They're not all gonna be positive.

— Neal Brennan

I'm not the easiest dude to work with.

— Neal Brennan

My entryway into hip-hop was - my biggest introduction was obviously like, you know, the Def Jam, Run D.M.C., Beastie Boys, like, that conglomerate.

— Neal Brennan

You can say whatever you want, but there's going to be consequences to it.

— Neal Brennan