When people see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask 'Are you sleeping?' I reply, 'No, I'm training to die.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've developed a fun text when a friend has just had a baby. I ask a classic question: 'Are you sleeping?' The reply is inevitably that they aren't, they're getting a few hours here and there, they're exhausted. It's then… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image