“I’m voting for him! He may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but at least he doesn’t walk around with a face like a slapped arse all day!” — Paul Mathews Copy Share Image
“Howie was a senior government comms professional. An ability to be economical with the truth was an essential requirement for the job.” — Paul Mathews Copy Share Image
“We should definitely write a book – The Psychology of Presidents: A guide for dealing with the democratically elected and delusional.” — Paul Mathews Copy Share Image
“President Lisse gritted his teeth. ‘You know this is blackmail?’ ‘I prefer to call it a “mutually beneficial bilateral agreement”.” — Paul Mathews Copy Share Image
“If I screwed people over all the time, I wouldn’t be where I am today.’ Oskar didn’t look completely convinced. Possibly because he’d got… — Paul Mathews Copy Share Image
“I’m voting for him! He may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but at least he doesn’t walk around with a face… — Paul Mathews Copy Share Image
“What the hell happened to you? You look like you’ve been digging up a dead body.’ She raised her eyebrows. ‘Not my husband?” — Paul Mathews Copy Share Image
“the media never let anything inconvenient like facts get in the way of a good headline.” — Paul Mathews Copy Share Image
