Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I was younger and my parents used to always slap my hand if I was picking my nose or if I… — Prince William Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep! — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
I was kind of a slap hitter, trying to get base hits, hit line drives, stay below a certain trajectory with my… — Ben Zobrist Copy Share Image
I'm completely in charge of my own life now. Sometimes there's no one there to slap me on the hand and say:… — Kiri Te Kanawa Copy Share Image
I want to go up to the closest white person and say: 'You can't understand this, it's a black thing' and then… — Charles Barron Copy Share Image
I always feel that art in general and acting in particular should make the audience a little uncomfortable, to slap them and… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
When I started my career in television, there was a certain type of stories that were told. Who would have thought that… — Anubhav Sinha Copy Share Image
I like the financial security because I know how hard it is for so many people who struggle to earn a living.… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
However in the world did her skin come green?" Nanny wondered, stupidly, for Melena blanched and Frex reddened, and the baby held… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
Why do we shave? It doesn't seem like a natural activity. There are no examples of shaving in nature. The only creature… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
A lot of times, when young guys come up, you think you don't have to work as hard because the talent is… — Kerry Wood Copy Share Image
I’m saying your name in the grocery store, I’m saying your name on the bridge at dawn. Your name like an animal… — Richard Siken Copy Share Image
He should accept me as I am!” says the woman who is too nice. Accept you? Oh no, sister. Slap yourself. He… — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
I shampoo only once a week or so, with tree tea oil shampoo. And when I slap moisturizer on my face -… — Billy Campbell Copy Share Image
People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a… — Siobhan Finneran Copy Share Image
South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet… — Robert Mugabe Copy Share Image
What was a slap for ten pages of escapism, ten pages far from everything that made him unhappy, ten pages of real… — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
Actually, my favourite roles have been in theatre, but on TV, my faves were Slap Maxwell and Larry Sanders. — Megan Gallagher Copy Share Image
She lights a match in the dark hall and moves it onto the wick of the candle. Light lifts itself onto her… — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
There are many foolish people in the world and when a man in a rather high position puts on no frills, slaps… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Research has convincingly demonstrated that using the "rod" creates children who are not more obedient but who are instead simplymore angry and… — Julius Segal Copy Share Image
My home kitchen is airy, with a gas stove, a stainless-steel island table in the center and granite countertops. It's very modest… — Grant Achatz Copy Share Image
Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare. I leaned a little toward Luther.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with… — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
I'm tired of this. It's like, just when I think our goal is within reach, it slips right through our fingers. It's… — Hiromu Arakawa Copy Share Image
The records that I like, they have life and warmth and soul in them. Like the slap back on Scotty Moore's guitar… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
Authors of light pieces have, nobody knows why, a genius for getting into minor difficulties: they walk into the wrong apartments, they… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know,… — James Mattis Copy Share Image
You take your audience through such a story where they have to invest their energy and emotion, and to slap them in… — John Boyega Copy Share Image
In the past, the greatest weapon the white man has had has been his ability to divide and conquer. If I take… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
When you see a handwritten envelope addressed to you in your packet of mail when you get your mail out of the… — Martha Williamson Copy Share Image
Basketball players want contact to get a foul called. Slaps on the wrist and bumps on the shoulder are big time to… — Warren Moon Copy Share Image
Just because we're on schedule is no reason to shoot bad acting. Someone once said to me, 'You're inconsiderate.' And I said,… — Debra Winger Copy Share Image
I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
It's interesting to see all these guys keep calling me out after they win. I don't know whether it's a slap in… — Aljamain Sterling Copy Share Image
How could anyone not want to live when there were so many things to live for? There were rainy nights and wind… — Michelle Magorian Copy Share Image
The good bodybuilders have the same mind ... that a sculptor has. If you analyze it, you look in the mirror and… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
