“Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage - was anyway. Now it'll 'forever' be marked with gluttony and vomit - sounds about… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“She gives me the finger and turns back around. "Did you see that?" I flinch at the gesture. "That is completely illegal… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Hell - you'll be lucky to join the circus!" "I don't need to join the circus." Ethan stretches his arms to the… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Breast milk is big business." My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. "We should consider opening a shop… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Chloe Bishop took an ax and gave Skanky Skyla forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master's Kingdom - death and marriage." "What an appropriate pairing," I muse.… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I've warned you on countless occasions." "If said celestial beings weren't spreading celestial rumors,… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Ellis: "What's so funny?" Skyla: You're funny," I say. "You look real scary. I bet your mom's proud, though." I don't know… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room. "Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Personally." My mother digs a smile into the side of her cheek. "I'm rooting for Logan." Logan produces a grin that suggests… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“I shake my head. I don't want anything from Logan. Logan is dangerous. Handling a wholesome dairy product does not ease the… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“I try to ignore the fact that he's sprawled out next to me in all his birthday suit glory right now which… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“The thought of my mother talking to me about sex makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork, gouge… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Drake comes over and sits on the arm of the couch, a Landon no-no. Figures. Drake can knock girls up, deform the… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“You didn't happen to see your future mother-in-law at that meeting today, did you?" May as well milk the effort. "Yes, the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“What do you love?" "You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
