Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will… — Gil Scott-Heron Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to censor books. When I read 'Peter Rabbit,' I skip the part about Peter's father ending up in one… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
I used to skip school and paint my face with Ace Frehley Kiss make-up. — Dimebag Darrell Copy Share Image
On 'Southland,' when a helicopter joins our scene, we don't skip a beat. The actors talk louder because that's what cops do… — Shawn Hatosy Copy Share Image
What all the ads and whorescopes seemed to imply was that if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair,… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
I realize it's commonplace for parents to say to their child sternly, 'I love you, but I don't always like you.' But… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
There is one sure way to identify your greatest potential for strength: Step back and watch yourself for a while. Try an… — Donald O. Clifton Copy Share Image
I don't want to just mess with your head. I want to mess with your life.... I want you to miss appointments,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don't let haters represent it. Don't leave the saving to anyone… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
People seem to forget what it was like to be a child. I think it's partly because they want to forget, because… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
Thurber did not write the way a surgeon operates, he wrote the way a child skips rope, the way a mouse waltzes. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I've been an engineer, barman, skip lorry driver, coalman, boat window manufacturer, contract grass cutter and builder. — Neal Asher Copy Share Image
Reader's Bill of Rights 1. The right to not read 2. The right to skip pages 3. The right to not finish… — Daniel Pennac Copy Share Image
When people say to me, 'Why are you so good at writing at women?' I say, 'Why isn't everybody?' Obviously there are… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
The secret of life is to skip having children and go directly to grandchildren. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it! — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
If you're writing a song, you have to write something that can be understood serially. When you're reading a poem that's written… — James Fenton Copy Share Image
No Winter lasts forever, no Spring skips its turn. April is a promise that May is bound to keep, and we know… — Hal Borland Copy Share Image
I went to college for a reason, and that was to skip the minor leagues. I spent a year in the minors… — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
I don't skip practice, I'm not late for meetings, I'm professional in everything I do, you never hear about me not showing… — Jeff Cunningham Copy Share Image
A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Off we skip like the most heartless things in the world, which is what children are, but so attractive; and we have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to skip out of high school and go flying. It was just one of those things, I thought it was… — Jerry Doyle Copy Share Image
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