“I hate running. Hate, hate, hate it. Running is something that skinny people do so they can brag about it to those of us who come in adult sizes. I’m actually an okay sprinter. I’ve got long legs, and I’m… — Larry Correia Copy Share
“- Don't get high and mighty with me with what you think you can do. - Remember that time I destroyed linear time? -Well...” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Aspiring authors, get this through your head. Cover art serves one purpose, and one purpose only, to get potential customers interested long enough to… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“I’d tell you to be careful, but I know you’ve got eyes in the back of your head.” “Tried that once. Too disorienting.” “You’re… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“The Healing spells on his chest were certainly earning their keep tonight. Sullivan got to his feet. The lack of noise from the courtyard indicated that his team had gotten all the mechanical men. “Thanks.” Toru just grunted a noncommittal response as he lifted the feed tray to check the condition of his borrowed machine gun. They didn’t see the… — Larry Correia Copy Share
“Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist!” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Personally, that would strike me as kind of weird, except I’m talking to Frankenstein’s monster who was just dismantled by my werewolf boss before… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Last time MCB was out here was when a hard rain revealed one of their experiments. A deer was exposed to it and grew… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“There are three kinds of people in the world: people who can't believe anything, suckers who believe everything, and a few of us who… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“I think that the law isn’t about words on paper. It’s about doing what’s right,” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“they will reflexively demand that somebody do something. The worst among us always see this as an opportunity for political gain. The facts don’t matter to them. It is simple stimulus and response. There’s a tragedy, so they’re going to capitalize on it for their benefit. They’ll certainly offer a something. Unfortunately the thing they offer usually wouldn’t have prevented… — Larry Correia Copy Share
