I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 Emojis & you can't see none. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog' uses every letter in the alphabet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool, then give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being practical always is not always practical. sometimes you need to let it go, give yourself freedom to be silly too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dnt wnt a perfect person, just want someone to act silly with. Someone who treats me well & loves being with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What unhappy beings men are! They constantly waver between false hopes and silly fears, and instead of relying on reason they create… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I loved the Human Race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One must be a little foolish if one does not want to be even more stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One is always willfully absurd… If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug." Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!" "It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time to start being all smart and stuff again...such a hassle, I'd rather be silly and sarcastic ALL the time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden. It's like, dude you already have unlimited… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Most people are too silly to be truly interested in any thing. They herd together like cattle, and do not know what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you were being silly and epic with your friends and your crush saw you and think you were retarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
