I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually just lie there and take a nap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is silly not to hope, besides I believe it is a sin." The Old Man and the Sea — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy beast today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do love you, yes; why do you think I make those silly verbal mistakes while with you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to hide your frustration with being silly doesn't work for too long... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...just because I don't have on a silly black costume and carry a silly broom and wear a silly black hat, doesn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Best Friend is someone who will hug you when you are sad, but will also slap you silly when you are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like someone who can be silly & comfortable around me. You don't have to put on a show, just be yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A BOY CAN MEET 1O GIRLS, F*CK 9 , TALK TO 8 , LAUGH WITH 7 , RUN BEHIND 6 , LIKE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What can we know? What are we all? Poor silly half-brained things peering out at the infinite, with the aspirations of angels… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would never withhold information about the murder of my man Biggie, or anybody else. It's just silly and ridiculous. The accusations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The pursuit of pretty formulas and neat theorems can no doubt quickly degenerate into a silly vice, but so can the quest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A writer, or at least a poet, is always being asked by people who should know better: “Whom do you write for?”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And He [God] and you are two things of such a kind that if you really get into any kind of touch… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny and silly just like me, dont take myself too seriously, sometimes I act ridiculously, pay no mind of what they think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Archimedes will be remembered when Aeschylus is forgotten, because languages die and mathematical ideas do not. "Immortality" may be a silly word,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can't have any weak or silly. Life is real again, and the useless and cumbersome and mischievous have to die. They… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Alligators gonna aligate... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was wondering why cars got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
![“And He [God] and you are two things of such a kind that if you really get into any kind of touch with Him you will, in fact, be humble--delightedly humble, feeling the infinite relief of having for once got rid of all the silly nonsense about your own dignity which has made you restless and…” quote by Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eec/anonymous-1_be-humble_and-he-god-and-you-are-two-things-of-suc_2879857.jpg)
