Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little sticking my tongue out was like giving some one the middle finger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The pursuit of pretty formulas and neat theorems can no doubt quickly degenerate into a silly vice, but so can the quest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. There's Owl.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog' uses every letter in the alphabet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A certain critic -- for such men, I regret to say, do exist -- made the nasty remark about my last novel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said nothing is impossible...Never tried to staple water to a tree. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I loved the Human Race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And He [God] and you are two things of such a kind that if you really get into any kind of touch… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy beast today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We can't have any weak or silly. Life is real again, and the useless and cumbersome and mischievous have to die. They… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheating on someone who loves you is like sneaking a Happy Meal into Olive Garden. It's like, dude you already have unlimited… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is silly not to hope, besides I believe it is a sin." The Old Man and the Sea — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They are children, Sansa thought. They are silly little girls, even Elinor. They’ve never seen a battle, they’ve never seen a man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Three Wiseman: The weather has been awful, The countryside is dreary, Marsh, jungle, rock; and echoes mock, Calling our hope unlawful;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“And He [God] and you are two things of such a kind that if you really get into any kind of touch with Him you will, in fact, be humble--delightedly humble, feeling the infinite relief of having for once got rid of all the silly nonsense about your own dignity which has made you restless and…” quote by Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/eec/anonymous-1_be-humble_and-he-god-and-you-are-two-things-of-suc_2879857.jpg)
