I always loved the signs on the outfield walls, and I'll never forget the one in Philadelphia. It said, 'The Phillies use Lifebuoy soap,' and underneath was scrawled, 'And they still stink.' — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Don't tell me you can pitch...pitch. Don't tell me you can sell...sell. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
