You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
