Why do short people feel a need for exit rows? Fully stretched legs and he can't touch seat in front of him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tend to disagree with a lot of short people...probably because I don't see eye to eye with them very often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People doubt short people. In all reality, there the ones you should be scared of. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you start a movie... when it's a short, people don't care... but when it's a feature they want money. — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Sometimes, you've really got to hand it to short people...because quite often they can't reach it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor… — Donald O'Connor Copy Share Image
We short people have a great perspective on life because we are always looking up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yeah, beware the small man... Always beware the small man. He'll fuck you every time. Because they never forget, do they? All… — John Niven Copy Share Image
I live in rural New Hampshire, and we are, frankly, short on people who are black, gay, Jewish, and Hispanic. In fact,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'm in trouble if they can't, because everyone's taller than me, and if that's true, that means I can't have any friends!… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
“Okay; get out of here. Scram. Farewell . . . Go be short somewhere else.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Dear short people, how do you pay the toll, insert parking ticket and enjoy concerts? I feel bad for you guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really find talking to short people awkward. I would hate for them to think I'm looking down on them or anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“. . . it is not possible to staff a large company without short people. There simply aren't enough tall people to go around.” — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
![“I'm in trouble if they can't, because everyone's taller than me, and if that's true, that means I can't have any friends! Alison [McGhee] and I look very much like, I was going to say Bink and Gollie, but I meant Mutt and Jeff. We look ridiculous when we walk down the street together, because…” quote by Kate DiCamillo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/739/kate-dicamillo-599_easier_i-m-in-trouble-if-they-can-t-because-eve_538284.jpg)
