“Okay; get out of here. Scram. Farewell . . . Go be short somewhere else.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yeah, beware the small man... Always beware the small man. He'll fuck you every time. Because they never forget, do they? All… — John Niven Copy Share Image
What we need to do is get rid of 'men's' and 'women's' sections and make sections that are, like, 'dresses for tall… — Asia Kate Dillon Copy Share Image
“My brain hurt like a warehouse It had no room to spare I had to cram so many things to store everything… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Racism is not about hurtful words, bruised feelings, political correctness, or refusing to call short people 'vertically challenged.' Racism is about the… — Dave Zirin Copy Share Image
If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a… — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
“. . . it is not possible to staff a large company without short people. There simply aren't enough tall people to go around.” — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
Yo mamma is so short she poses for trophies! Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers… — Nate Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'm in trouble if they can't, because everyone's taller than me, and if that's true, that means I can't have any friends!… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Antiessentialist thinking forces us to view the world differently. We must accept shadings and continua as fundamental. We lose criteria for judgment… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Fat people fall faster but short people are closer to the ground so it all balances out in the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
My great hope for us as young women is to start being kinder to ourselves so that we can be kinder to… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I hate when short people complain about finding pants, like uh try being tall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor… — Donald O'Connor Copy Share Image
Why do short people feel a need for exit rows? Fully stretched legs and he can't touch seat in front of him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bond believes that short people cause all the trouble in the world.” — Raymond Benson Copy Share Image
