Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor… — Donald O'Connor Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
People doubt short people. In all reality, there the ones you should be scared of. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, you've really got to hand it to short people...because quite often they can't reach it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do short people feel a need for exit rows? Fully stretched legs and he can't touch seat in front of him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really find talking to short people awkward. I would hate for them to think I'm looking down on them or anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you start a movie... when it's a short, people don't care... but when it's a feature they want money. — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
I tend to disagree with a lot of short people...probably because I don't see eye to eye with them very often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live in rural New Hampshire, and we are, frankly, short on people who are black, gay, Jewish, and Hispanic. In fact,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Not just tall people can dunk, short people can too. You have to set your mind to your goal, practice. Prove to… — Kristen Farah Copy Share Image
“All that history, the love & laughter, is designed for youth. It is what keeps the story of who we are alive… — Elsie Love E. B. Loan Copy Share Image
Maybe divisions like that are easy for people to accept, because then you don't have to make an effort to understand people… — Burhan Sonmez Copy Share Image
Stop with the god damn bully already if you wanna pick on someone come up to me and fight no matter if… — Tony Tran Copy Share Image
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