Shit happens Quotes by Satan

“Keep learning science, kids.”

— Satan

Take a close look at this , I know shit happens bt it happens with me more frequently ;(

— Satan

This is how u look when ur drunk n working like a dog .

— Satan

If I can do it then anybody can do it ;)

— Satan

Look what that sucker did to my hair ;(

— Satan

It's always gud to pose as if I'm really at work ;)

— Satan

I'm Jesus, kids.

— Satan