Shit Quotes by Billy Madison

A simple no would've done just fine.

— Billy Madison

He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit.

— Billy Madison

I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

— Billy Madison

I disagree. Mortal Kombat is a very good game, but Donkey Kong is better.

— Billy Madison

Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?

— Billy Madison

It's nudie magazine day!

— Billy Madison

T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!

— Billy Madison

Peeing your pants is the coolest.

— Billy Madison

I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school.

— Billy Madison

Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!

— Billy Madison

He called the shit poop!

— Billy Madison

T-T-T-T TODAY JOUNIOR

— BILLY MADISON

Odoyle rules! Odoyle, I got a feeling your whole families going down, but now I got to study.

— Billy Madison

That wasn't very nice. How about you sideburns? You want some of this milk?

— Billy Madison

Chlorophyll! More like borophyll!

— Billy Madison