I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
“We all have varying degrees of these feelings, but I think when you have them really acutely, one of the things you're aware of is that it's your job to manage your feelings literally moment to moment. I think it's a little bit like having a twisted ankle where even though I'm sitting here, I'm aware that I'm going to… — Jason Segel Copy Share
I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without ever doing it at someone else's expense, and I think that that's a really important thing for kids to realize. — Jason Segel Copy Share
My previous philosophy was just to make a face that matches the words I'm saying, but the brilliant Duplass bros made Ed helms and… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
Are we about to have some sort of wild west comedy tweet standoff? No one wins in this situation. Except me. But I was… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
I've decided it's finally time for me to get a real "leading man" body. Like Marlon Brando in The Godfather. — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen… — Jason Segel Copy Share Image
