Somebody will come on TV singing, and you're like, 'Oh my God! I mean, they suck! You know, who signed them?' Well, it's just because she's good lookin', or it's because he's takin' his shirt off and he's muscley or… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
We were playing a fair, and a few people were handing me stuffed animals and flowers, but one person handed me a paper sack. So I took all the stuff back to the bus. I put the sack in my… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
I'm a huge Joe Nichols fan, and he put this song out an album called 'Real Things.' I was excited for Joe when I… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
I can't say that I've ever actually got on a horse and roped a cow, no. — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
I probably have the crappiest tattoo -- not only in country music -- but maybe the world, — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
Jason Aldean is actually probably a really good rapper. He sounds like it to me. — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
She likes it when I call in sick to work Spend the whole day hanging with her I might get fired but that's alright… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
As a country singer, there is only one place you dream of playing in your lifetime, and that is the Grand Ole Opry House. — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head. — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
