Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job,… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I once played a sheriff who thought he could do the job without a gun. I was dead in twenty-seven minutes of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Mr. Buckley, let me explain it this way. And I'll do so very carefully and slowly so that even you will understand… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I am the constitutionally and legitimately elected sheriff, and I absolutely refuse to surrender my responsibility to the federal government. — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
Commenting on paternity establishment programs: What these millions of children want and need is not a name on a form or a… — David Blankenhorn Copy Share Image
If I do get a handgun, I can take it to the sheriff's department, and in about as much time as it… — Jonathan Gottschall Copy Share Image
When you make a solemn promise to a friend, it ain't right to go back on it. No. Never let your friend… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, the sheriff's department has done an excellent job in Savoy. The department has responded to the needs… — Bill Smith Copy Share Image
I'm going to have my 40 and my AR.If you're in San Bernardino, and God forbid somebody's there - if I'm in… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
The young people when I go to McDonald's, the Hispanic clerks will come by, 'Sheriff, can we have a picture?' over and… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I get a lot of calls from families and people who have served time and they say, 'Thank you, Sheriff. I hate… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
Talking of the local Sheriff, Jake Valentine, tall and skinny and his wife Myra, "She was a short woman, maybe five feet… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I cannot make myself believe that God wanted me to hate. I'm tired of violence, I've seen too much of it. I've… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
When I mount the scaffold at last these will be my farewell words to the sheriff: Say what you will against me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that one of the other lessons about what happened here is that open carry laws, even though many police, sheriff… — Jonathan Michel Metzl Copy Share Image
So people keep asking me what this badge is for... this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of Emo town, so… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
They may be just as intelligent as you say. But I'd feel a helluva lot better if just one of them had… — Sam Rayburn Copy Share Image
To be honest, I would have to say that there was a certain burden in working with Arnold, a big action star.… — Kim Jee-woon Copy Share Image
I respect everything the District Attorney and Sheriff’s Office did to thoroughly investigate this tragic accident. While the process was long and… — Tony Stewart Copy Share Image
I remember on a Friday afternoon getting a phone call from Grant Simmons saying, "Mike," we got to be pretty good friends;… — Mike Royer Copy Share Image
Winter is not an end. It is in transit. It is headed to bankruptcy. The sheriff will sell its stock for what… — William Alfred Quayle Copy Share Image