After I outlined 'Catering to Nobody,' I went and worked for a caterer. And the other thing I had to do was… — Diane Mott Davidson Copy Share Image
I like the people that I work with, generally. With four exceptions. And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriffs… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
I get a lot of calls from families and people who have served time and they say, 'Thank you, Sheriff. I hate… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
The U.S. can no longer be the sheriff for the whole world. We can't be everywhere, and we can't always use military… — Dutch Ruppersberger Copy Share Image
Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is. — Norman Mair Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, and I don't get a chance to much. I get to play lots of serious people and killers… — William Sadler Copy Share Image
Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job,… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
This ["Cowboys & Aliens"] was an occasion where a studio was willing to spend a lot of money to make a film… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
Especially in local elections, because hardly anybody pays attention to those - but it's really important who's mayor and who's on the… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, the sheriff's department has done an excellent job in Savoy. The department has responded to the needs… — Bill Smith Copy Share Image
Anderson Cooper has a job to do. And that job is to try to reinforce his credibility in the gay community after… — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Sheriff Knezovich's bill was poorly-written and not constitutional, according to many attorneys, including myself, that reviewed it. We want to go forward… — Matt Shea Copy Share Image
It takes a lot of work to do this every day, every day, but I feel, as a sheriff, I should get… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I think you're going to find out that westerns will be coming back. It's Americana, it's part of our history, the cowboy,… — Clayton Moore Copy Share Image
Whoop it up for liberty! After Ireland is free, says the patriot who won't touch socialism, we will protect all classes, and… — James Connolly Copy Share Image
If on Judgement Day I were summoned by St. Peter to give testimony to the used-to-be sheriff's act of kindness, I would… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
The young people when I go to McDonald's, the Hispanic clerks will come by, 'Sheriff, can we have a picture?' over and… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
This is a boyhood dream, but I've always wanted to play the sheriff. I've wanted to be in a Western, in the… — Patrick Fabian Copy Share Image
I'd rather report to four million people as the elected Sheriff than some governor or president, so I like reporting to the… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
The church hates a thinker precisely for the same reason a robber dislikes a sheriff, or a thief despises the prosecuting witness. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
I once played a sheriff who thought he could do the job without a gun. I was dead in twenty-seven minutes of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Now, [Donald] Trump has thus far gotten endorsements from illustrious group, that includes Sarah Palin, David Duke, Dennis Rodman, racially profiling birther… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
Knowledge cannot be stolen from us. It cannot be bought or sold. We may be poor, and the sheriff may come and… — Elihu Burritt Copy Share Image
Once you're out in a place where there's one sheriff for the county, people have to learn how to get along with… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
We had the support of the Democratic sheriff of my parish which was the popular Democratic Sheriff of my parish, Harry Lee… — David Duke Copy Share Image
I think that one of the other lessons about what happened here is that open carry laws, even though many police, sheriff… — Jonathan Michel Metzl Copy Share Image
Obama's Justice Department has also targeted Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Sheriff Joe bills himself as America's Toughest Sheriff for good reason.… — Russell Pearce Copy Share Image
Talking of the local Sheriff, Jake Valentine, tall and skinny and his wife Myra, "She was a short woman, maybe five feet… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
If I do get a handgun, I can take it to the sheriff's department, and in about as much time as it… — Jonathan Gottschall Copy Share Image
The border sheriffs are locally elected. They're accountable. They know the territory and the people. And they can respond the most quickly… — John Culberson Copy Share Image
You can't turn the sheriff into a toad, Hannah. It's against the rules. --Abbey Drake — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
Then, like a born and bred asshole, he added to the sheriff, "He writes murder mysteries. — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
The sheriffs are completely outnumbered and outgunned. And we don't have enough border patrol agents — John Culberson Copy Share Image
I want to say 'I Shot The Police' but the government would have made a fuss so I said 'I Shot The… — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
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