In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If you're in touch with your body, you certainly have an enormous sexual advantage. The mind-body connection is the same in sex… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
I can never feel that setting fire to houses and churches and litter boxes and destroying valuable pictures really helps to convince… — Millicent Fawcett Copy Share Image
I was worried that, as a college teacher, if I wrote too much about intergenerational sex my students would be creeped out. — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them. — Abigail Van Buren Copy Share Image
One puzzling thing about men -- they allow their sex instinct to drive them to where their intelligence never would take them. — Joan Fontaine Copy Share Image
If America's tv and movie producers are unwilling to clean up their act... when it comes to sex, bloodshed and violence in… — Janet Reno Copy Share Image
You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems. — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
Abortion is the insurance against that fate worse than death which is called a family. Our no-fault insurance has removed our responsibility… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Being accused of making money by selling sex in Hollywood, home of the casting couch and the gratuitous nude scene, is so… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“And then there was Lydia. Lydia who had hurtled into his life – into their lives – with hair like fire, eyes… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
Like Adam, our first conspicuous ancestor, I must begin, and lay the blame upon a woman; I am glad to recognize that… — Owen Wister Copy Share Image
There are bodybuilders who are afraid of indulging in sex or even of playing other sports for fear of harming their bodies.… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, you're so big." He wasn't a conceited ass when it came to his dick, but it wasn't the first time… — Gina L. Maxwell Copy Share Image
“Because the thing of it is, no matter how much you enjoy sex, there’s something jolting and strangely disturbing about witnessing the… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
If I was in love with someone, I would get their picture out of the school yearbook and do portraits. If I… — Lynn Johnston Copy Share Image
I only gave out my opinion that same sex marriage is against the law of God. — Manny Pacquiao Copy Share Image
Madonna wasn't an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it. — Dennis Rodman Copy Share Image
Sex won't make him love you. A guy can love your good sex, and still not love you. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
The only reason ,I would ckick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor!! — SImonne Copy Share Image
Therefore, sins of sex are punished in this life to a greater degree than some other sins. — Walter Lang Copy Share Image
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“We speak in Spanish when we make love. English seems an impossible language for intimacy.” — Cristina García Copy Share Image
Lord Chesterfield designated ugly women as the third sex; how shall we place ugly men. — Anna Cora Mowatt Copy Share Image
Sex is the only field where the amateur is favoured and the professional is disapproved. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
