Girl this is what men think if u f** 1 dude then ur good none your excellent and so on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To his way of thinking, the only thing more natural than death was sex.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
American girls often marry someone they can't stand to spite someone they can. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I don't like sleeping with people I really love. I don't want to sleep with them because sex cannot last, but affection… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
As far as sex slavery goes, in Canada, if the woman has a Canadian accent, I'm confident that she hasn't been trafficked… — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
Whereas a lot of men used to ask for conversation when they really wanted sex, nowadays they often feel obliged to ask… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
“I make love like farm equipment—not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can’t tell it. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of herhead and make it come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, you finally got me," Helen had whispered to him, tearfully, but Garp had sprawled there, on his back on the wrestling… — John Irving Copy Share Image
The state in the matter of drugs should not, any more than in the matter of sex, act as the secret agent… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Why do children want to grow up? Because they experience their lives as constrained by immaturity and perceive adulthood as a condition… — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
“Experimenting with touch, he found he barely had to ripple a light fingertip over his sleeping lover, and Tristan would move, twisting… — Z.A. Maxfield Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
No matter how much you know, no matter how much you think, no matter how much you plot and you connive and… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“And her delicacy offended. Who wants a delicate whore! Claude would even ask you to turn your face away when she squatted… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee" Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
Marriage is not mainly about prospering economically; it is mainly about displaying the covenant-keepin g love between Christ and his church. Knowing… — John Piper Copy Share Image
Having been issued the false prospectus of happiness through unlimited sex, modern man concludes, when he is not happy with his life,… — Anthony Daniels Copy Share Image
People who think they know me would be surprised that my whole life doesn't revolve around sex, — Sherilyn Fenn Copy Share Image
Politically, I call it rape whenever a woman has sex and feels violated. — Catharine MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Sex just complicates everything , it stresses love it causes jealousy and it beats curiosity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
people talk about 'sex' as though it hopped about by itself, like a frog! — Anne Morrow Lindbergh Copy Share Image
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. — Marlene Dietrich Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“What kind of motel sells condoms?" "My favorite kind of motel?” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Breathes there a man with hide so tough Who says two sexes aren't enough? — Samuel Hoffenstein Copy Share Image
“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You wouldn't think sex could actally be a workout, but if done right... — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
