In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact. — Marlene Dietrich Copy Share Image
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in. — Cynthia Payne Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so ill add you. — Aalaynah Thompson Copy Share Image
I don't get boy bands these days. Thye don't write their own songs and everything is choreographed from their dance moves to… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
Sex was invented as a biological instrument by (say) the green algae. But as an instrument in the ascent of man which… — Jacob Bronowski Copy Share Image
Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite. — Cher Copy Share Image
Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more… — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
On the question of women's sexual freedom or female independence, there are still issues that haven't been worked out. There's an aura… — Laura Kipnis Copy Share Image
One show was talking about how guys can have sex without love, so women can do it too? And I have girlfriends… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
“Elsie, who had a lot of energy and no shame...she seduced me. It was not a success, from Elsie's point of view,… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
Anger has been a really big deal for women: how can we express it without feeling that, as the physically weaker sex,… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act? That everything around you give you its utter attention, think… — Marquis de Sade Copy Share Image
As much as we stereotype the women, we do it with the guys. The guys are all good looking, not too many… — Todd McFarlane Copy Share Image
There are ... other business societies - England, Holland, Belgium and France, for instance. But ours [the United States] is the only… — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, ''Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
Rappin bout blunts and broads, Tits and bras, ménage à trois, sex in expensive cars... — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I was thinking as I bent over to receive my injection, next time I'm gonna use protection. — Kool Moe Dee Copy Share Image
“He flipped over and positioned himself atop her, his head congested with rude thoughts.” — R.J. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Ireland regards sex, when she regards it at all, with an entirely primitive and practical eye. — Susan Mitchell Copy Share Image
If you're man enough to knock her up...then, you better be man enough to support the child... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image