Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better. — Florence Henderson Copy Share Image
“Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Cheating is an innate evolutionarily programmed desire, especially in men, but it is not a desire that cannot be controlled.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Sex isn't the priority anymore, now I'm 65. But it still goes on. I want it and she doesn't, same as ever. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
It turns out Enron workers were not only shredding documents at work, they were having sex at work. Having sex and shredding… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Mental Penetration isn't about physical copulation but a cerebral stimulation causing ejaculations of the mind...” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on… — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals—if they didn't devour you with the enthusiasm of one first.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
We feel strongly that the spirit characteristic of America at its noblest, above all the pursuit of higher learning, cannot admit of… — Abraham Flexner Copy Share Image
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I regard sex as the central problem of life. And now that the problem of religion has practically been settled, and that… — Havelock Ellis Copy Share Image
Sex is difficult to write about because it's just not sexy enough. The only way to write about it is not to… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“We men are the slaves of prejudice,' he had once said to her. 'But when a woman decides to sleep with a… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
Although each egg cell produced by a woman carries a single X chromosome, the sperm cells produced by a man carry either… — Kenneth R. Miller Copy Share Image
I did large drawings of couples having sex! Men and woman enjoying intercourse and oral sex in a Madison Avenue Gallery? That… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
