“When a woman is romantically subdued, all she does at that moment is under the influence of her desires.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to… — Jack Gould Copy Share Image
At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When liberals start acting like they're opposed to pre-marital sex and mothers having careers, you know McCain's vice presidential choice has knocked… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
“And even though they had not had sex yet, he was a great lover, replacing sex with the science of bravery and… — Keira D. Skye Copy Share Image
How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of age, sex or religion, nationality or status.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't allow yourself to feel guilty about wanting deep and endless love, amazing sex and opportunities that will change your life. Expect… — Jennifer Elisabeth Copy Share Image
If you have fathered a child, if you have given birth, if sex is a source of healthy pleasure, thank your pelvis… — Elizabeth Lesser Copy Share Image
The definition of love changes as you get older. When you are a teenager, you say I love you! just because you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From our earliest beginnings, we have been a nation obsessed with sex, titillated by it at the same time that we fear… — Lillian B. Rubin Copy Share Image
“My favorite Viagra ad, a Spanish-language print ad I saw some years ago, simply shows an image of the distinctive blue pill… — Hanne Blank Copy Share Image
And while we stand with conviction and courage, we must live with compassion. Amid a world with massive social needs around us,… — David Platt Copy Share Image
“Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my… — Stephen Moles Copy Share Image
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I've been waiting for someone to sign the permission slip for me to write about sex. In the meantime, I've written about… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
Whatever your opinion on it, 'Sex And The City' was undeniably a show that told stories where the main focus was on… — Miriam Shor Copy Share Image
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that.… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
Oh, I have felt lust. And I've indulged lust. But no other woman has turned me into another person. — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in… — Crystal Woods Copy Share Image
“I used to arch my back for boys who couldn’t even remember the color of my bedsheets. But you, however, made me… — Sade Andria Zabala Copy Share Image
In certain men digestion and sex absorb the vital force, and the stronger these are, the individual is so much weaker. The… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Making love? It's a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion -- and purification. — Omar Sharif Copy Share Image
No one ever got into science fiction for the sex or prestige. They got into it because they love it. — China Mieville Copy Share Image
I get so into playing the bass. The only time I ever feel the same way is when I'm having sex; it's… — Melissa Auf der Maur Copy Share Image
Freud said that everything was secretly sexual. But etymologists know that sex is secretly food. — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
Ultimately, the problem is that sex is perceived as a personal, intimate thing, not in the realm of science. But that's not… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems because a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man can possess a woman sexually -really possess- he won't need to control her ideas, her opinions, her clothes, her… — Toni Bentley Copy Share Image
I don't even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I'm the… — Hannah Copy Share Image
“Alone-sex didn't count. It's like the difference between thinking to yourself or having a good conversation with someone----the pleasure is in the… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image