“It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It's just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.” — Jennifer Salaiz Copy Share Image
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
If she a keeper...then keep her...if shes freaky..then freak her...if she naughty...do it nice...and if she bad...hit it twice. — If She A Keeperthen Keep Herif Shes Freaky Copy Share Image
The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Bisexuality is our best hope of escape from the animosities and false polarities of the current sex wars. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.” — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
SilenT Feeling 4ocLocK in moRninG,u Feel someoNe seaT neaR u anD Kiss on ForHeaD.and u sAy MOM buT wHen u waKe.. no… — Shubham Noottee Pandey Copy Share Image
There can be no difference between same-sex couples and opposite-sex couples anywhere in the USA. — Dahlia Lithwick Copy Share Image
Epicurus was in favour of friendly sex but not of grand passions or marriage and children, viewing them as sources of trouble… — Catherine Wilson Copy Share Image
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people have sex by putting fishhooks in each other. Couple this act with a simple understanding of the basic function of… — Sarah Schulman Copy Share Image
“Clive with his tongue well-loosened, imagine my horror when he suddenly said, 'I wonder if I dare ask Vita a very indiscreet… — Vita Sackville-West Copy Share Image
“So don't be too fast to attribute yourself with miraculous sexual powers, The Christ of Love. Emma and I created you out… — Chris Kraus Copy Share Image
“I’m 30, it’s Christmas, and I’m a writer without a job. I sit here engulfed in a furious fit of frustration. My… — Josh Mitchell Copy Share Image
There is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman, some strange influence, even if one is not in… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Maybe in order to understand sex fully/one has to risk being destroyed by it. — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
The evangelicals. . . . If all they want is gold Cadillacs and sex and so on, no big problem. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Making love is NOT the same as having sex. Please understand the difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There is no love left in your eyes, there is no love between your thighs. — Dave Navarro Copy Share Image
“Food shouldn’t be that shade of green, lass.” – Faolán MacIntyre” — Shannon MacLeod Copy Share Image
Nothing is durable, I think anybody who thinks sex is durable is going to have a lot of grief. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone tells you that sex is over rated their just not doing it right. — Chemile Copy Share Image
“Our basic relationship to sex mirrors our whole relationship to life.” — Swami Dhyan Giten Copy Share Image
