Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions… — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be… — Eminem Copy Share Image
The way that we operate, anytime we're putting points on the board, it's the most serious thing that we're doing. — Justin Tucker Copy Share Image
If you're a serious actor, you wouldn't put yourself up for one of those shows in case you got bumped off the… — Elaine Paige Copy Share Image
Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
There were times in the past that I got angry at some members of the press whose writings greatly disrupted my serious… — Yayoi Kusama Copy Share Image
“but those tasks that have been entrusted to us are difficult; almost everything serious is difficult; and everything is serious.” — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
In the emerging culture, darkness represents spirituality. We see this in Buddhist temples, as well as Catholic and orthodox churches. Darkness indicates… — Dan Kimball Copy Share Image
Computer hacking really results in financial losses and hassles. The objectives of terrorist groups are more serious. That is not to say… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
Today the great gift of God's Creation is exposed to serious dangers and lifestyles which can degrade it. Environmental pollution is making… — Pope Benedict XVI Copy Share Image
I am not against all forms of high-tech medicine. Drugs and surgeries have a secure place in the treatment of serious health… — Andrew Weil Copy Share Image
Hardly any actor objects to press. It's a question of it being done in the way they like to see it done,… — Harvey Keitel Copy Share Image
Truth as a cultural ideal has functioned as an opiate, perhaps the only serious opiate of the modern world. Karl Marx said… — Immanuel Wallerstein Copy Share Image
The appeal of science fiction has always been its iconoclasm . . . But in order to be an iconoclast, an author… — Alfred Bester Copy Share Image
I've said repeatedly publicly, and other members have, that until you adjust the eligibility for entitlements, do things like raising the age… — Mitch McConnell Copy Share Image
The little incidents and accidents of every day fill us with emotion, anxiety, annoyance, passion, as long as they are close to… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
I attribute my success to my mental approach to the game. I have always been a serious student of umpiring. I enjoy… — Jim Evans Copy Share Image
Never neglect an opportunity to play leap-frog; it is the best of all games, and, unlike the terribly serious and conscientious pastimes… — Hesketh Pearson Copy Share Image
'Fargo' definitely makes it into my top three favorite films of all time; I have a serious obsession with the Coen brothers. — Erin Moriarty Copy Share Image
I think fiction is a very serious thing, that while it is fiction, it is also a revelation of truth, or facts. — John McGahern Copy Share Image
I began as a boy with artistic talent... as a visual artist... I thought that was what I'd become and in my… — Russell Banks Copy Share Image
There were some cries from help I would see from my children that made me realize it was more serious than I… — Cynthia Germanotta Copy Share Image
Really important books to me are the classics. I try very hard to read them well - you know, especially once I… — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
Most people in this country believe that the American Communist Party and its dupes are the chief internal enemy of our economic… — John T. Flynn Copy Share Image
The trouble is the kind of guy I want to go out with doesn't even exist... Like a rugged, chain-smoking, intellectual, adventurer… — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I've chosen to get the word out to women, especially young women, that tobacco is not glamorous - it's addictive and smoking… — Mena Suvari Copy Share Image
Keep your eyes peeled: Honor's the label to watch. It's quickly becoming a serious celebrity favorite - just ask fans Kirsten Dunst… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
Basketball is really important to a lot of people in the U.S., and no one takes it more serious than women. — Diana Taurasi Copy Share Image
I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting.… — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is not a serious kind of candidate. We need someone that thinks this through. That can lead our country to… — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
When there is official censorship it is a sign that speech is serious. Where there is none, it is pretty certain that… — Paul Goodman Copy Share Image
The fact that the author thinks slowly is not serious, but the fact that he publishes faster than he thinks is inexcusable. — Wolfgang Pauli Copy Share Image
That's a dangerous combination, serious and rock 'n' roll. But yeah, I'm pretty serious. I've been at this a long time, and… — Billy Squier Copy Share Image
If ideas are what feed serious literature and arresting language, who today is writing a novel of ideas (which can often mean… — Cynthia Ozick Copy Share Image
Nowadays, saying what you really think can be a serious error since one risks being misunderstood. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The advent of a new religion, making serious and impressive claims to embody a new revelation from on high, is not a… — Robert Rainy Copy Share Image
It's necessary in order to attract attention, to dazzle at all costs, to be disapproved of by serious people and quoted by… — Jill Johnston Copy Share Image
The first time I went on a serious run was when I was 21 years old at Stanford University. From 21 to… — Sterling K. Brown Copy Share Image
Making the decision to do more serious work raises eyebrows. It's less easy for the industry to deal with… — Jacqueline Bisset Copy Share Image