“If I decided to be a serial killer and went on a murderous rampage with a kitchen knife, she’d find some way to be supportive. She’d probably buy me a set of monogrammed cleavers.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“That kiss was hotter than a housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at the Magic Mike premiere.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“To Jay, for proving that love at first sight and happily-ever-afters are things that happen in real life, too.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“She had that aching feeling again, that feeling she knew was happiness. It seemed not only unfamiliar but terribly fragile—and frightening. She wondered how… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Men aren’t like us, baby. They’re dumb as doughnut holes when it comes to love.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“It’s not true love if you don’t want to kick his teeth in every once in a while.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Ask Tabby to hack into air traffic control and see which flight has those coordinates.” I point at the screen. “Find out where it’s… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“It’s the struggle that refines them,” he explained, “the challenge. Give them too much water, sunshine, and fertile soil and they grow fat and… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Love had finally found him, and so had love’s bastard brother. Misery.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“The myth of true love is one of the greatest self-deceptions ever embraced by the female sex. It’s right up there with the ridiculous… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
