“If I ask her tonight she is going to say 'omg what now , bitchlet?" before I even get the words out… — Susie Day Copy Share Image
“She says 'there will be other parties, sera, durrr,' only the next thing will be the thing at J's next weekend and… — Susie Day Copy Share Image
“I know! I was like, hello, woman, do you have to unleash your flowing red tides of PMS on ickle me?” — Susie Day Copy Share Image
“And Mum was all 'don't you two look grownup' which obvs means 'omg slutbags' in the language of Parent.” — Susie Day Copy Share Image
