“In life there are going to be some things that make it hard to smile. Through all the rain and pain you… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully,… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and… — Jean Webster Copy Share Image
The theatre demanded of its members stamina, good digestion, the ability to adjust, and a strong sense of humor. There was no… — Helen Hayes Copy Share Image
Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Edward Norton and I have known each other awhile. I just think he's the real deal, supremely talented and smart. He's got… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
“Nice work," I commented drily. "How old was that littlest one? Five? Did she put up a terrible fight?" "I feared for… — Erica Lindquist Copy Share Image
It's amazing how many companies aren't really in tune to the needs of different travelers. There's just so many embarrassing situations that… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
You're dealing with a character who is, at some points, quite insane. And I hope that any wicked, dark sense of humor… — Brandon Lee Copy Share Image
The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can't distinguish between the… — Larry Harvey Copy Share Image
It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor,… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
I'd have to say that Kenny White has earned a place among my favorite singer/songwritersand particularly, lyricists. As we say in the… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
The thing to remember is that children are temporary. As soon as they develop a sense of humor and get to be… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
I am not all about sex, but it is a big part of me, I love plenty sex, but I also love… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
A woman may develop wrinkles and cellulite, lose her waistline, her bustline, her ability to bear a child, even her sense of… — Barbara Gordon Copy Share Image
They say the universe has a great sense of humor. That sometimes having your dreams come true can feel like a nightmare.… — Gossip Girl Copy Share Image
I love life, and I have a lot of gratitude. There have been a lot of bumps in the road, but my… — Shelley Morrison Copy Share Image
Improv and sketch comedy felt very natural to me, like all the things I loved had come together: my sense of humor,… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit,… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
I think the word "intelligent" dictates a lot about someone's sense of humor, and the terms of reference in your life, the… — Theresa Russell Copy Share Image
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward:… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I was doing research on the M.C.s and spending time with these cats, one of the things that struck me and… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of… — Whit Stillman Copy Share Image
I think a sense of humor is the emotional equivalent of a sense of realism. One should not take everything seriously, and… — Michael Maccoby Copy Share Image
“Miss Langman was often, in interviews, described as a witty conversationalist; how can a woman be witty when she hasn't a sense… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I tend to leave the house without makeup all the time. I'm kind of lazy that way. Smiling is definitely one of… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot… — Connie Nielsen Copy Share Image
When you're in Hollywood, you get sort of jaded about what you think the sense of humor of Hollywood is supposed to… — Diedrich Bader Copy Share Image
“The Universe has a great sense of humor and will often use it as a way to get our attention and reconnect… — Tonya Sheridan Copy Share Image
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and… — Tanit Phoenix Copy Share Image
I've heard too many times where people say that I'm this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I've got an extremely absurd sense of… — Phil Anselmo Copy Share Image
Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I'm texting. — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
An individual deficient in the sense of humor represents more of a challenge to our idea of the human than a person… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Learn to thrill yourself. Affirm, 'Infinite Love fills my mind and thrills my body with its perfect life.' Make everything bright and… — Baird T. Spalding Copy Share Image
We see an enlightened teacher to gain a sense of humor, to learn balance and proportion and of course to learn wisdom. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
John Lennon, who was a good friend of mine, he had one of the best senses of humor of any human being.… — Bobby Keys Copy Share Image
If a creative person has a sense of humor, a sense of style and a certain amount of stubbornness, he finds a… — Stephen Nachmanovitch Copy Share Image