On your birthday, God decided to send you from heaven, because earth was desperately in need of an angel. May you have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She's no Mona Lisa, she's no Playboy star, but she'll send you to heaven, then explode you to Mars. — ACDC Copy Share Image
And don't put a rose in my hand. Put a slim-jim in it. Send me to heaven with a slim-jim! — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
The only label I want to wear in this life is the one that says: In case of death, please send to… — Laura S Copy Share Image