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Semicolons Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

8 Semicolons quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

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Kurt Vonnegut loved to play with punctuation, and these eight short snippets showcase his clever use of semicolons. They’re a quick dive into his distinctive voice for anyone who enjoys a dash of literary humor.

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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they…

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I hope that my ideas attract a lively dialogue, even if my sentences are simple. Simple sentences have always served me well.…

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“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they…

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“How come you never use semicolons?” she’ll say. Or: “How come you chop it all up into little sections instead of letting…

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I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I…

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“Let me note that Kilgore Trout and I have never used semicolons. They don't do anything, don't suggest anything. They are transvestite…

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“Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”

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“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they…

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