Nobody can have your psychedelic experience for you; you just have to screw your courage up and raise the cup to your… — Dennis McKenna Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think that's the most important thing: when life kind of screws you over a little bit, you've got to learn from… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you. — Adam Duritz Copy Share Image
Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with… — Donnell Rawlings Copy Share Image
Screw you, John." "Sorry, Sylvie. Can't—they frown on that kind of thing between step-siblings. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Where I come from, family's defined as those who don't screw you over a paycheck. Blood makes no difference. If you can… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Curran scrutinized Mart’s face. “I can’t figure out if he wants to kill you or screw you.” “I’ll be glad to make… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The Army might screw you and your girlfriend might dump you and the enemy might kill you, but the shared commitment to… — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
You can't really control how people are going to feel about you; all you can really do is be yourself. Because if… — Bradley Cooper Copy Share Image
You just let people do what they do and look at them and give them enough rope until they do what you… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The nation's largest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, has become the biggest bank failure in history. See, the problem with the savings… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. — Simon Le Bon Copy Share Image
You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you. — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, If you don't like… — Jonathan Bennett Copy Share Image
Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I hear loads of cynics saying that I'll never be able to change anything. They say that junk food marketing and the… — Jamie Oliver Copy Share Image
If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
The addict will screw you over and lie to you and do all kinds of things. — Daniel Baldwin Copy Share Image
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
