Jessica St. Clair

I had breast cancer.

— Jessica St. Clair

I'm always eating. I eat every three hours.

— Jessica St. Clair

I'm so terrified to write that I don't type at all.

— Jessica St. Clair

I love Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's real-life relationship.

— Jessica St. Clair

I can't tell you how many bizarre shows at UCB I was a part of.

— Jessica St. Clair

In this business, you never really expect a second season of something.

— Jessica St. Clair

If you write for somebody that you know, then your job is so much easier.

— Jessica St. Clair

I'm not on Facebook because I can't open the door to the past.

— Jessica St. Clair

I can't watch most movies because they scare me too much.

— Jessica St. Clair

I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me.

— Jessica St. Clair

Did I still feel like I'd been run over by a Mack Truck? Absolutely. It's chemo, after all.

— Jessica St. Clair

For the readers out there, if your girlfriend says she's having a girls' weekend, do not show up with a bottle of…

— Jessica St. Clair

I found out my baby was visiting Julie Chen a lot, from 'The Talk', and my nanny was just like, 'Oh yeah,…

— Jessica St. Clair

I can't take a traditional yoga class or anything. I'll just lay down and take a nap on the mat.

— Jessica St. Clair

We're in this really different world of television where everybody is binge watching, and it almost doesn't matter where you're airing.

— Jessica St. Clair

Keegan-Michael Key and Lindsay Sloane are two of the best, literally, just dramatic actors.

— Jessica St. Clair

'Gilmore Girls' was a passion of mine, to the point where Lennon actually can't watch it because if she does, then we…

— Jessica St. Clair

We hope that by sharing my experience - our experience, Lennon and I - that somebody who is going through this process…

— Jessica St. Clair

The truth is that when Lennon is Bosephus, she is so mean to me. She can't smile because the mustache will come…

— Jessica St. Clair

What I love about 'Modern Family' is that it makes you laugh, and there's hilarious physical gags that are outrageous, but there's…

— Jessica St. Clair

Cancer doesn't just happen to me; it happens to my best friend; it happens to everyone who means something in my life...…

— Jessica St. Clair

The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if…

— Jessica St. Clair

The way that UCB taught us to improvise, you always start from an inspiration from your life, something that's happened to you…

— Jessica St. Clair

Shortly after I finished chemo, but during my 12 weeks of radiation, Lennon and I returned to work on the third season…

— Jessica St. Clair

For Lennon and me, we grew up with Laverne and Shirley or Lucy and Ethel. For us, those are our inspirations. And…

— Jessica St. Clair

What best friends do so well is they just waste time.

— Jessica St. Clair

I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.'

— Jessica St. Clair

I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved.

— Jessica St. Clair

In Hollywood, normally things don't work out, and dreams are crushed.

— Jessica St. Clair

I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.

— Jessica St. Clair

One of my biggest and most influential was 'The Golden Girls.' That show, I remember specific episodes.

— Jessica St. Clair

If we're having a tough day, we'll bring the babies on, and suddenly, these crew guys who have, like, tattoos all over…

— Jessica St. Clair

Darius Rucker is straight up the most charming, handsome man you have ever met in your entire life.

— Jessica St. Clair

Ten days after my 'one-step' reconstruction, I was on the beach with my daughter.

— Jessica St. Clair

I make sure to meditate at least twice a day. I have migraines, and transcendental meditation is hugely helpful in combating them.

— Jessica St. Clair

My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half…

— Jessica St. Clair

I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember.

— Jessica St. Clair

'Downton Abbey'. I love all things olden-days, and I'm very interested in somebody brushing my hair out at the end of the…

— Jessica St. Clair

I would trust Lennon not only to babysit my child but to raise them. Literally, that's who I would want to raise…

— Jessica St. Clair

I was bored by going to Mommy and Me, and I certainly didn't want to write about it.

— Jessica St. Clair