Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life! — Herb Kelleher Copy Share Image
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and the other one is Malt Whisky — R. H. Bruce Lockhart Copy Share Image
The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of… — David Daiches Copy Share Image
“A Rusty Nail.” He actually sputtered before echoing, “A Rusty Nail?” “Yep.” Setting the glass back down, Cale narrowed his eyes suspiciously.… — Annie Arcane Copy Share Image
Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving… — Mark Riebling Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“A vice is a vice, a drunk is a drunk, no matter what the booze costs. You can be a useless piece… — Paul Hartford Copy Share Image
