Score Kept Quotes by Doug Larson

A true friend is the one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

— Doug Larson

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

— Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

— Doug Larson

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

— Doug Larson

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

— Doug Larson

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

— Doug Larson

Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.

— Doug Larson

Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.

— Doug Larson

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

— Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

— Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

— Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

— Doug Larson