“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet to vomit again and again, and die praying to the porcelain gods.” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“Well, sir. I look at facts. And the fact is that our world is dying and if we don't all do our best to save it, we aren't going to last much longer.” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“You dial another college friend, Dr. Saunders, and she picks up almost immediately, 'Hi! Got a shitstorm here, what’s up?” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“Goodness, a girl steps out of the office for a couple days and the whole world ends!” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“You cast a desperate look at Eric, who has not yet noticed that you’ve been bitten. Will I turn now? Am I becoming one… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“Well, sir. I look at facts. And the fact is that our world is dying and if we don't all do our best to… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
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“It doesn’t take long to realize you’ve made the wrong decision. You bump along with your eco-fueled ego in your eco-fueled vehicle and reuse… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image