“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“She didn't even want to think of how hellish it would be if all the MacGregors made her feel like this one did, all… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“I wish life were a fiction novel. Then everyone would have to do what I say.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“My energies have been drained. Masturbating too much will do that.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“She’d just seen her dead grandmother and had a lovesick warlock on her lawn. The last thing she needed was to worry about extraterrestrial… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Ly-di-ah! I sit beneath your window, laaaass, singing ’cause I loooove your a—” “For the love of St. Francis of Assisi, someone call a… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“I told you, either use it or don’t, but you can’t just dibble-dabble with the bibble-babble.” – Aunt Polly” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“Confession: I don't want to be one of my characters. I'm mean to them sometimes. Really mean.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
