“I pulled the dress out of the bag and held it in front of me. Ella sat up straighter and squinted her eyes, while Michael and Paco made the noises men make when a woman says, “What do you think?”… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“I pulled the dress out of the bag and held it in front of me. Ella sat up straighter and squinted her eyes, while… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“Now I take care of animals. I go to their homes while their owners are away and feed them and groom them and play… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“When you're young, you're more prone to overlook friends' faults and forgive their weaknesses because you know you're all still cooking and nobody's done.” — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living beings happy that day. That I left… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food, — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out. — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“Now here's the thing about being a little off-center; you're never sure if you're a bona fide loon or if you have insight that… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take. — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“I told him, 'You can start in the middle and kiss your way thirty-six inches to the right, and then you can go back… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
