“If only he didn't believe he was Shamu's distant cousin. It was such a shame for someone so sublime to be certifiable.” — Rosanna Leo Cousin Copy Share Image
“I could be stronger than all the gods in the pantheon, Maia, but without you it means nothing. Nothing.” - from Rosanna… — Rosanna Leo Love Copy Share Image
“He was frigging Dionysus! The man who invented the three-way! He’d had sex every possible way known to man. He’d made improvements… — Rosanna Leo Erectile-dysfunction Copy Share Image
“God Lord, give me strength. Please keep the local firefighters away from me. Keep me out of the path of hardened abs… — Rosanna Leo Firefighters Copy Share Image
“Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I’ve ever seen one.” — Rosanna Leo Appearance Copy Share Image
“It was his vocation to pleasure as many women as possible, in pursuit of his own pleasure. It was as close to… — Rosanna Leo Career Copy Share Image
“Um. I’m really good at first aid. Like, the best.” He was the god of healing, after all. He’d better be good… — Rosanna Leo First-aid Copy Share Image
“With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip. Clearly, prayer time was over.” — Rosanna Leo Masturbation Copy Share Image
“Apollo. I’m the fucking Lord of the Underworld. Do you honestly think I need to get my jollies by lying to others?… — Rosanna Leo Apollo Copy Share Image
“Lord, she really hoped that was his penis and that Greek gods didn’t pad their briefs.” — Rosanna Leo Gods Copy Share Image
“To live an eternity in hell without one’s love. He supposed that could be perceived as somewhat vexing.” — Rosanna Leo Tragic-love-story Copy Share Image
“She opened one eye. “The goddess Artemis is going to talk to the supreme god Zeus … about me?” “Yup.” She closed… — Rosanna Leo Artemis Copy Share Image
“Sweetie,” Dino said, coming over to put his arm around her shoulder. He tipped her head up and looked into her eyes… — Rosanna Leo Advice Copy Share Image
“Hopefully, he’ll be able to persuade Hades not to kill you. That wouldn’t be conducive to the start of a good relationship.” — Rosanna Leo Gaze Copy Share Image
“Yeah. I failed R&R in school. I was too busy studying for my anal retention classes.” — Rosanna Leo Education Copy Share Image
“No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises.” — Rosanna Leo Men Copy Share Image
